HA.
If you need help with storage, I have room. Take a look at my avatar.
All of this reminds me of a paper I read many years ago that pointed out that all electronic devices are actually smoke powered. The writer pointed out that it is a well known fact that smoke leaking from a circuit is a sure sign that it will no longer work.
Maybe light bulbs stop working with you let the vacuum out. If brains work the same way you, with your stored up vacuum, may be the smartest person here.