Luthier Jokes?

[Bob Webster]

I was going to post this one on the Delcamp Forum, but you guys are alot more fun. Anybody got one? or two?

Bob

[Bob Webster]

Okay, I'll start, then.

How do you get a luthier off of your door step?

Pay him for the pizza!

Burma shave (for those of you old enough to remember)....

[Frank Ford]

Having won the lottery, the luthier was asked what he'd do with his millions.

He said, "I guess I'll just keep building guitars until the money runs out."

[Bob Webster]

Yep, that's us all right!

[Bob Webster]

What does the license plate frame on a luthier's car say?

Luthier
carries no cash.

[Mark McLean]

How many luthiers does it take to change a light bulb?


Only one, but he will spend 2 days building a jig for the job.

[Dave Yelverton]

What do you call a luthier who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

How do you tell if a luthier is dead?

Wave a check for the downpayment on the commission of an instrument before his face, but don't be fooled: a slight, residual spasmodic clutching action may occur even hours after death has occurred.

[Antonio Cotichini]

I'm waiting for Tim and Rusty adds. They always make me laugh.

[Russell Vance]

My daughter hates to leave me alone because she knows I will just sit at home and fret.

My ex wife eventually wanted a relationship with no strings attached.
(this is just a joke, she's actually a cool dude)

My young nephew is a relative minor.

A fish came in the other day and complained about his scale length and said there was also something wrong with his tailpiece.

A customer came in looking at the ceiling and said his chiropractor had said their was something wrong with his neck......I couldn't find anything wrong with the guitar he bought in.

However, and this is true - I did a major repair on a Les Paul with a severed peghead which was one of the worse neck breaks I've ever seen..........years later I met the owner and asked him how it got such major damage and the story unfolded:
........so she said to me "either that guitar goes or I go".........

This is very sad...anyone got anything funny!

[Tim Mace]

Who was Germany's 1st non surviving guitar maker?





Martin Luthier

[Rob Mercure]

Your wife is a "dude?" - well we never knew but we respect your coming out .

R

[Magnus Hultin]

Some quite good ones in the link below.

http://www.guitartips.addr.com/guitar_jokes.html

[Bob Webster]

Just to make sure it gets shared around, my favorite out of that bunch is:

What's the difference between a pepperoni pizza and a luthier?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

Thanks, Magnus!