My daughter hates to leave me alone because she knows I will just sit at home and fret.
My ex wife eventually wanted a relationship with no strings attached.
(this is just a joke, she's actually a cool dude)
My young nephew is a relative minor.
A fish came in the other day and complained about his scale length and said there was also something wrong with his tailpiece.
A customer came in looking at the ceiling and said his chiropractor had said their was something wrong with his neck......I couldn't find anything wrong with the guitar he bought in.
However, and this is true - I did a major repair on a Les Paul with a severed peghead which was one of the worse neck breaks I've ever seen..........years later I met the owner and asked him how it got such major damage and the story unfolded:
........so she said to me "either that guitar goes or I go".........